BECAUSE!
They are forced to have babys just to provide a cheap alturnitive to turkey for X-mas

My life will never be the same!

When the devils too busy and lifes a bit to much, they call on me by name you see, for my special touch.
To the gentalmen im missfortune, to the ladys im suprise, but call me by any name, any way its all the same.

Im the fly in your soup
Im the metal in your shoe
Im the demon in your bed
Im the bump on every head
Im the toxen that you sip
Im the pin in every hip
Im the thourn in your side, makes you riggle and rie

ITS SO EASY WHEN YOUR EVIL!
This is the life you see, the devil tips his hat to me.

I do it all because im evil, and I do it all for free, your teers are all the pay i'll ever need.

While theres children to make sad, While theres carnege to be had, while theres pockets left to pick, while theres granys left to trip down the stairs, i'll be there.
I'll be waiting round the corner, its a game im glad im in it, cause theres carnege every minute.

Oh, its so easy when your evil, this is the life you see, the devil tips his hat to me.

I do it all because im evil, and I do it all for free, your teers are all the pay i'll ever need.

I PLEDGE MY ALEGANCE TO ALL THINGS DARK AND DIM, ON THIS MY DAMDED LIFE.

Billsabon has never seen a soilder quite like I. one who does his job and does it happily.

Im the fear that keeps you awake
Im the shadows on the wall
Im the monsters they become
Im the nightmare in your skull
Im the dagger in your back, an extra turn upon the rack
Im the quivering of your heart, a sharp pain and a suden start

Its so easy being evil, this is the life you see, the devil tips his hat to me.

I do it all because im evil, and I do it all for free, your teers are all the pay i'll ever need.
And I do it all for free, your teers are all the pay i'll ever need.
And I do it all for free, your teers are all the pay i'll ever need

It gits so lonly being evil, what I wouldent do to see a smile, even for a little while.
And no one loves you when your evil..................................
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..............IM LIYING THROUG MY TEETH!
Your teers are all the company I need!

I ended up killing a cat, im not going to bore you with the details, but uh, yeah, its dead, its dead and its not coming back.

Sigh, O well, best dispose of it the proper way.

The age in wich people are even more nieve and stupid than ever.

I my self will be spinding the night with some one special(wink wink) but what about the rest of you?
Ya now its a big scary world out there, you should take protection!

Jeff fags worthy has his lame little "you know your a redneck if" so I thought, HAY im funnyer than this peace of white trash, I should have my own signichure phrase.

So hear goes.

Keeping an eye on users scince 1979, and since im a zombie and can detach my eye, its quite easy.

so the next time you think about fucking up, just remember, SCATMAN FADORA IS WATCHING YOU!

But im still as pissed off as ever!

If only I could join you there in the air
floating free with out a care
I wish I could fly and see things with a deferant eye
I would fly so very high and touch the sky
and never have to wonder why it is that I cant fly